uhhh...this is getting a little out of hand no?

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02/24/2020 at 05:00 • Filed to: None

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are we going to end up in a recession thanks to a virus that doesnt appear to be much worse than the flu?

and how did iran end up with 50 dead but only 47 official cases?...whats going on there?

italy appears to have locked down a chunk of the north...but cant find patient zero soooo *shrugs* who knows how effective a lockdown will be

and how come it hasnt turned up in the netherlands yet?...everything travels through the netherlands

welp... back to work tomorow...where every cough will lead to a crappy corona joke....that shit got stale a while ago..but i suspect it wont go anywhere anytime soon


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Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/24/2020 at 05:05

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i’m hoping it wipes out a billion people just in China alone

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(i’m cruel and sadistic at times)


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > pip bip - choose Corrour
02/24/2020 at 05:08

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but then who will build geely pandas?

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Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/24/2020 at 05:16

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still plenty of Chinese left afterwards


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/24/2020 at 05:39

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Some people just want to watch the world sneeze...


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Donohue > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/24/2020 at 07:30

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Zero cases in N. Korea. I’m sure that’s accurate, and not just a mandatory political report. /s

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M y biggest concern is Italy.....it’s only Feb, but still a lot of tourists in and out over the last few weeks. 50,000 in quarantine now, and the Venice carnival  have been cancelled.


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/24/2020 at 08:47

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Not much worse? It has a fatality rate 20x higher than the flu, on par with the Spanish flu that killed 1.7% of the global population.  That’s why there’s an “overreaction”, officials don’t want a repeat of that little pandemic.  


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Thomas Donohue
02/24/2020 at 08:47

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yeah italy is a little worrying...i assume itll end up everywhere from there

dunno how worried i should be tho...it doesnt seem to be much worse than flu...wich admittedly kills a lot of people every year


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Donohue > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/24/2020 at 08:59

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Yup....a s of now it has a very low mortality rate, mostly the very young and very old. But every transmission is an opportunity for it to mutate to something worse.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > BigBlock440
02/24/2020 at 09:00

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welp i guess thats on me for not listening to numbers properly... for the moment it seems to have a mortality rate around 2%...tho they cant really tell yet

guess i’ll find out how bad this will get


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/24/2020 at 09:13

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It’s worse than the flu yo


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Thomas Donohue
02/24/2020 at 09:13

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North Korean healthcare is amazing


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > For Sweden
02/24/2020 at 09:16

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apparently so


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > For Sweden
02/24/2020 at 09:20

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Lead is a    magical cure


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
02/24/2020 at 09:28

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Literally no dissidents or liberals have died of natural causes in North Korea.  It’s amazing.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/24/2020 at 10:17

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T rying to goto Japan in June and now I’ m starting to worry about it. Going to have to pay extra for the ability to cancel flights.


Kinja'd!!! Jim Spanfeller > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/24/2020 at 10:26

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I would risk Coronavirus to bring that thing to America. Totally worth it. I want a big Geely Panda...


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/24/2020 at 10:45

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With the regular flu having a mortality rate of 0.1%, it still kills an average of 35k Americans every year, some years up to 80k if it’s particularly bad. That’s 700,000 to 1.6 million people in America alone if it were to take off here. Extrapolate that to your country’s population to get a scale of the potential problem.  It could end up being a very big deal if it’s not contained quickly enough, though hopefully it won’t.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Milky
02/24/2020 at 11:09

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thats probably a good idea.... june is still a ways away...but who knows what thing’ll do


Kinja'd!!! Shoop > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/24/2020 at 13:54

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Anyone telling you it's 'a little worse than the flu' is uninformed. 


Kinja'd!!! Shoop > Thomas Donohue
02/24/2020 at 13:55

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They had a case... They executed him.